It appears that $50 doesn't get you very far these days. Just yesterday I spent $50 at the gas station and, no, I didn't go into the mini mart. It probably would've cost me more like $53 and change to actually fill my tank but since I have this weird habit of always needing to stop the pump on an even amount of money, it only cost me $50.
50 dollars?!?! Did I mention I drive a Mini Cooper, not an SUV?
If only cars ran on tears.
I'm also finding it near impossible to leave the grocery store without dropping at least $50. No, we don't have any kids and, no, we're not obese.
Can anyone tell me why my salary isn't increasing as rapidly as the cost of gas and groceries?
What exactly does $50 get me nowadays?
- A cute top from Anthropologie
- 2 tickets to the Kooks show at the Paradise before it was sold out
- A haircut (color and tip not included)
- 6 burritos from Mambo Grill
- 15 Americanos at Starbucks
- 4 CDs at Newbury Comics
- 5 bottles of Fat Bastard
- 10 cheap-o trendy bracelets at Forever 21
- 5 tickets to the midnight opening of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Chrystal Skull (I now realize this is a huge WASTE of $50)
- 15 months worth of birth control
- 1 1/2 cases of Raspberry UFO
- 10 On Demand movies
- 5 weeks of membership at my gym
- 4 bags of dog food
- 1 right field box seat at Fenway
- A trip to the groomer for Little Jerry
- An oil change (synthetic, of course)
- 2 tickets for the previously mentioned sold out Kooks show
- A week's worth of groceries for me and my husband
- A new sweater from J. Crew
- A roundtrip Southwest Airlines flight from Manchester, NH to Baltimore, MD (like it did 3 years ago when we went to Camden Yards for a Sox game)
- A great bottle of tequila
- A "ticket" to a retirement party for 4 colleagues I barely even know
- A month's worth of cell phone service
- A perfect-fitting pair of jeans
- A 1-day lift ticket at a local ski resort
- Guitar Hero
- A one-year subscription to Us Weekly
- A passport
- A decent pair of shoes
- 2 ink cartridges (black and color) for my printer
- A Friday night out
1 comment:
Love your road signs, lol!
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